My girlfriend is better than yours because . . .
. . . as of today she is the manager of the Smithsburg branch of the Washington County Free Library, bitches! She’s worked there just over a year and already my girl is taking over. Managing a library, helping the community, making the world a better place, kicking your girlfriend’s ass, motherfucker! What’s your girlfriend manage — a fucking Jiffy Lube? Fuck that bitch! You ever been to the Smithsburg library? There’s like a million books there or something. Number of books available to the public at a typical Jiffy Lube location: zero.
But seriously, congratulations, Ash, and good luck today. I know you’ll do great.
In a related story, one of her first official acts upon learning of her promotion to manager a few weeks ago was to place me in charge of the Smithsburg branch’s anime/manga club. Which means I finally have an excuse to finish reading those volumes of Lone Wolf and Cub I bought years ago. The Animanga club meets for the first time on August 27 at 4:30 p.m. in the community room at the Smithsburg library, so come one, come all, if you enjoy Japanese animation and comics, or the thought of watching me interact with a roomful of teenagers.