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Steve Likes to Curse
Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
My girlfriend is better than yours because . . . 
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 | 10:45 am [girlfriend, personal]
Steve
My girlfriend is better than yours because . . .
 
. . . as of today she is the manager of the Smithsburg branch of the Washington County Free Library, bitches! She’s worked there just over a year and already my girl is taking over. Managing a library, helping the community, making the world a better place, kicking your girlfriend’s ass, motherfucker! What’s your girlfriend manage — a fucking Jiffy Lube? Fuck that bitch! You ever been to the Smithsburg library? There’s like a million books there or something. Number of books available to the public at a typical Jiffy Lube location: zero.
 
But seriously, congratulations, Ash, and good luck today. I know you’ll do great.
 
In a related story, one of her first official acts upon learning of her promotion to manager a few weeks ago was to place me in charge of the Smithsburg branch’s anime/manga club. Which means I finally have an excuse to finish reading those volumes of Lone Wolf and Cub I bought years ago. The Animanga club meets for the first time on August 27 at 4:30 p.m. in the community room at the Smithsburg library, so come one, come all, if you enjoy Japanese animation and comics, or the thought of watching me interact with a roomful of teenagers.
Comments 
Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 | 05:37 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
Thank you, sweetness! I really appreciate it.

And you realize that you are going to school to play puppeteer to a whole bunch of teenagers, right? Like, every day for ten months out of the year?
Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 | 08:31 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
You are truly awesome. Your powers of speech and wit are not to be surpassed. As a purely anonymous person who doesn't know you at all, I have to say I envy your utter brilliance.

A. A. H. (Anonymously Admiring Hellaciously)

PS. I bet you are really handsome, too.

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