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The Onion on Barry Bonds 
Thursday, August 16th, 2007 | 04:31 pm [baseball, humor]
Steve
I had planned to write a brief fake-news story about Barry Bonds breaking the home run record, but the thing is I totally forgot to do it, and by the time I remembered it was like four days later and I figured it would've come off a bit anticlimactic.

It's just as well, though.  I doubt anything I'd have come up with would have gotten it as perfect as this story from The Onion gets it:

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

The Onion

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

SAN FRANCISCO—A sellout crowd rose to its feet and exploded into ecstatic cheers Tuesday night as Barry Bonds completed the downfall of America's most revered sport by hitting a thundering 435-foot shot into the left field bleachers for...


And while I'm on the subject of baseball, here's another one from The Onion, from today, echoing the current sentiments of a lot of fans, including, coincidentally, me:

Fucking Yankees, Reports Nation

The Onion

Fucking Yankees, Reports Nation

BOSTON—Moments after the New York Yankees continued a month-long stretch that has seen them climb from the bottom of the AL East to pull within a once unfathomable four games of the first-place Red Sox by defeating the Baltimore Orioles...

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