Woo-hoo! Barack Obama whipped Hillary Clinton's pant-suit-wearing ass last night in the South Carolina primary, temporarily interupting her rote, lifeless, inevitable march to the Democratic nomination. Not only did Obama win, he got 55% of the popular vote. Clinton, in second place, got 27%. Barack doubled-up on the bitch. So you know what that means . . . Dead Baby Jokes to celebrate! Behold:
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of its head.
What's worse than fucking a dead baby? Fucking a dead baby filled with razor blades.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.