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Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
My girlfriend is better than yours because . . . 
Monday, July 10th, 2006 | 09:54 am [girlfriend, humor]
Steve

My girlfriend is better than yours because . . .

 

 

. . . as of today, she works at a library.  That’s right, asshole.  What does your girlfriend do — pour coffee at Denny’s?  Fuck that bitch.

 

“But Steve, I don’t love her because of her job.  I love her because she is a tall, leggy blonde with icy blue eyes and a smokin’ body.”  Well, I hope you and your commie princess have a real swell time, comrade.  But while you and Mrs. Khrushchev are busy tossing Bibles on the bonfire, my girl will be reading to 5 year-olds and teaching them about the wonders and beauty of literature, expanding their imaginations and enriching their views of the world, so fucking kiss my ass.

 

I hope you and your Siberian she-bitch are very happy together.  My girl will be busy making a difference, motherfucker.

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