What do you get when I only have an hour between classes to write a blog article, and I have nothing prepared ahead of time?
More dead baby jokes! Wooooo-hooooo!
Given the overwhelming, near-total silence in response to the other times I have done this, I will presume that you all love dead baby jokes and have been impatiently waiting for me to post some more. Your wait is over, my friends.
What is more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples.
What is the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? Try gargling a bucket of gravel . . .
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two: one to hold up the car, and another in case that one explodes.
What is the difference between a tree and a baby? One is legal to hit with an ax.
What is red and white and hangs from a telephone wire? A baby shot through a snow-blower.
And finally . . .
What is the easiest way to spoil a baby? Leave it out in the sun.
Thank you, have a great day. Parents, kiss your children, for they are precious gifts.