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Shit I plan on doing tomorrow other than watch the Super Bowl 
Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | 11:35 pm [humor, personal, sports]
Steve
Could I possibly hate anything more than football? Sure, theoretically.

I will not be watching the Super Bowl tomorrow. I have better things to do. For instance:

—Going to the Opera House in Shepherdstown to finally see Rachel Getting Married.

—Working on my story for creative writing class.

—Recording the podcast for this week.

—Reading the Darwyn Cooke trade paperback I got at Borders earlier today, Batman: Ego and Other Tails.

—Sitting on the couch and staring silently at the blank television screen for four consecutive hours.

—Worming the cat.

—Playing Turkish Roulette.

—Giving myself a prison tattoo.

—Helping Ashley break in her Judas chair.

—Drinking an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol.

—Sprinting at full speed down the ice-covered sidewalk to see how far I can make it.]

—Smashing my head through a window.

—Watching that scene in Once Upon a Time in America with that endlessly ringing fucking phone, over and over and over.

—Collecting everything I own into a single heap and setting fire to it.

—Throwing a trashcan through the glass front of Captain Benders.

—Seeing if I can rip out my own eyeball and turn it around fast enough to see myself before it goes dead.

—Doing anything — anything — other than watching one fraction of a second of the goddamn motherfucking Super Bowl.
Comments 
Sunday, February 1st, 2009 | 07:15 am (UTC)
Anonymous
You forgot walking against the wind from Walmart to Borders without protective ear covering so that you feel as if someone has stuck hot pokers agsinst your eardrums and down your eustation tubes. And I would do it again if it meant skipping the Super Bowl! At least the pain abates in, like, ten minutes.
Sunday, February 1st, 2009 | 02:09 pm (UTC) - Anonymous
Anonymous
You do realize Springsteen's playing the halftime show, right?

- Justin
Sunday, February 1st, 2009 | 05:51 pm (UTC) - Re: Anonymous
I do, and as much as I love Bruce — enough to keep listening to his new album even though it is not so great — I still cannot bring myself to sit through half of the Super Bowl to watch a Springsteen mini-concert.

I hope the Boss and the boys blow them all away, though. He should whip out just a nonstop onslaught of fucking rockers, like maybe “Downbound Train,” “Murder Incorporated,” the awesome live version of “Youngstown” he does with the band, and “Radio Nowhere” all in a row. Bam!
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 | 09:51 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
Considering this is anonymous I'll freely admit that I went to see Milk with my girlfriend instead of watching the Super Bowl.

(Notice how I subtly mention my girlfriend to reinforce my heterosexuality)

- SJB
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