So yeah, I have been indulging my poetic side lately. Yesterday I posted the pee poem, and today I have another deeply felt, carefully composed example of that most expressive and transcendant of arts.
Tonight being the 81st annual Academy Awards (the Oscars, to the kids), this one is a poem about films.
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Were I to climb the highest mountain and call out across the land, “What is the greatest film?” Someone, somewhere would respond, “The Lord of the Rings!”
And I would answer, “Shut the fuck up, stupid. Get back in the basement,” and throw a copy of Ikiru at him.