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My Kenyan Birth Certificate 
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 | 12:55 pm [humor, random]
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After some serious soul searching, I have decided I can no longer hide the truth about who I am or where I come from. Reading this blog for the last few years, you may have gotten the impression that I am a native American citizen. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not so. Under pressure from a dogged team of truth-seekers, I am now forced to reveal my true origins.

Behold, my poor, deceived friends, my original birth certificate from (dum-dum-dum!) the Republic of Kenya:

Yeah, so I guess there go my presidential ambitions . . . or do they? Luckily, my parents had the foresight to submit birth announcements to the local newspaper in Hagerstown, and to commission a very realistic phony American birth certificate. So my long-planned 2016 campaign for the White House will still come off as planned, with my inevitable resounding defeat coming at the hands of the voters, not the dreaded Constitution.

Want your own certified fake Kenyan birth certificate?  Go to the Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator and get one!  Much fun, I tells ya.
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