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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 | 01:06 pm [random, ranting]
Steve

Whenever a bunch calling themselves the American Society for Reproductive Medicine gets together, you know it’s gonna be a party.  The ASRM kicked off their annual meeting in New Orleans this weekend, and released the best news I’ve heard all week.  Follow the link if you want the whole story, but I can give you the gist of it:  the ASRM conducted a study that indicated a connection between excessive cell phone use and low sperm count.

 

Does this mean that eventually all those teenage Gap zombies who wander the mall with Razrs pressed to their heads, and those suit-and-tie wearing shitbags who try to be as conspicuous as possible while mashing buttons on their Blackberries will eventually be unable to reproduce?  According to the article, further study is needed.  But I can hope.
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