You know it’s a good day when you put on the clothes you had on yesterday to keep warm, and never have a reason to change them.
You know it’s a good day when the first thing you watch on TV are episodes of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe — at your girlfriend’s suggestion.
You know it’s a good day when breakfast is a Pop Tart, lunch is a summer sausage and Spam sandwich, and dinner is a bowl of ice cream.
You know it’s a good day when you spend it — and I mean, like, all of it — sitting on the living room floor playing cards with your girl.
You know it’s a good day when, in amongst all this card-playing you have time to watch two episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (The Amazing Colossal Man and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) and the RiffTrax of Star Trek.
Today was such a day, good people. Today was such a day.