Predictions are never my thing. I don’t even trust the weather report most of the time. But with the political atmosphere here in the U.S. being so caustic, I thought it’d be fun to try and guess how much worse things are gonna get in the next few months.
So here, direct from my ass, are a few political headlines I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see pretty soon.
Republicans warn proposed Obama tax cuts will cripple U.S. economy
Congressional Democrats fail to muster enough votes to pass own pay raise
“I only called the president a ‘saucer-eyed coon,’ in a satirical sense” says Limbaugh
Mark Levin’s radio show now just a 3-hour infomercial for Goldline
Joe Biden eats 132 buffalo wings in single sitting