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"Talk about fucked up" is right 
Friday, December 8th, 2006 | 04:35 pm [random]
Steve

I have a profile on MySpace which I pay almost no attention to.  I was posting old articles from this site there every week or so, sort of my greatest hits collection, but I haven’t even done that for about a month and a half.  My brother, Danny, has a MySpace profile, too, and keeps a much closer eye on his.  Every few days he posts a new bulletin, usually a chain letter that was probably passed on to him by a member of his vapid harem of teenage girls, transparently opportunistic little cunts who hang around him for the free food and booze.  Most of them are beyond idiotic, but this one from a few days ago takes the cake:

 

Date: Dec 6, 2006 9:26 PM 

Subject Talk about fucked up

Body: Where were you last night????

 

Girl: I was at my grandmothers helping her around the house

 

Boy: Why didnt you fuckin call me?

 

Girl: Baby Im sorry i lost track of time

 

Boy: Not as sorry as your going to be bitch

(the boy grabs her by the hair and slams her to the ground)

 

Girl: Please baby stop im sorry

 

Boy: Kicks her in the face and then the ribs and says I called your fuckin grandmothers house you were not fuckin there you lying peice of shit

 

Girl: Wait stop please let me...

 

Boy: Steps on her throat and says Shut the fuck up bitch. Get's over the top of her and starts to rape her.

 

Girl: No baby please Stop please

 

Boy: I said shut the fuck up and he spit in her face. He then pins her down with her hands above her head, and he penatrates her

 

Girl: Please stop your hurting me please. She starts to screem and tries to get away

 

Boy: Bitch if you don't shut up i sware to god ill kill you after a few minutes he finishes and removes the rest of her clothes and pushes her out in the snow, saying stay away from here you nasty bitch.

 

Girl: Crying and sobbing she takes out a Rolex watch and says today is christmas i was just getting your gift. She gets in her car,

she gets home and takes a long shower....

 

Two months later she goes to apply for a job and has to take a drug test. The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant. The girl begins to cry and drives home she decides to call the boy but, he doesn't answer.......

 

6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant and the phone rings its the boy

 

Girl: I missed you so much i have news for you im pregnant and its your baby!

 

Boy: Really well................................. Look you nasty bitch that is not my baby get the fuck over me i hate your guts you are a nasty whore fuck you never call me again... ohh yeah, and i never loved you, you were just another piece of ass. The boy hangs up.

 

Girl: I think its finally over she calls her mom....

 

Mom: Hi Baby. How are you?

 

Girl: Im fine how are you?

 

Mom: Good

 

Girl: Mom I was callin you to tell you that i love you okay

 

Mom: I love you to baby. Do you think you are coming over today?

 

Girl: Nah i think im just going to take a long nap

 

Mom: Okay, bye then baby, sleep tight

 

Girl: I will mom goodnight. Hangs up.

 

Mom realizes its only nine am and has a bad feeling she drives over to her duaghters house opens the door and see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. The baby is saved............................................. ...............................................

 

15 years later the baby, all grown now, kills her father, the man that conceived her and raped her mother and then kills herself.

 

If you have a heart then repost this for guys repost this (I would never) Girl repost this (I hate boys like this)

 

If you don't someone in your family will be hurt

 

I read reports of American children and teenagers falling behind the rest of the world in reading and writing, but I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

 

When I first saw this last night, I found it simultaneously one of the funniest and most demented things I had ever read.  Take your pick:  atrocious grammar, pervasive typos, a story so twisted, dark and stupid, only an American teenage girl could have dreamt it up, and the longest fucking ellipsis in the history of the English language.

 

That someday the leaders of the world will be drawn from this generation of ignorant, disengaged, piss-poor communicators – that’s what’s fucked up.
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