One of my favorite and most-missed Thanksgiving traditions is the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathon. I know a few of you are right there with me, fellow MST3K fans and all, so these last few years I have tried my damnedest to fill that void by combing the internet for classic episodes and posting them myself. It is a poor substitute, I know, and something that you could all just as well do yourself, but maybe in your tryptophan stupor you would just rather not have to fucking bother, eh?
Anyway. This year I have selected four MST3K classics that, should you not feel like watching football or spending time with family members, you are all very welcome to enjoy. First, to get us all in the holiday spirit, we have Santa Claus. Then the infamous Prince of Space, followed by Future War, and to top it off, because no MST3K marathon feels quite complete without an appearance by Joe Don Baker, Final Justice.