Today at the Rotten Library I learned . . .
. . . french fries can kill your ass.
And not only via heart disease triggered by gross obesity. If you have celiac disease, you’re better off skipping McDonalds and just putting a fucking gun in your mouth. Not only that, but did you know that they’re called “french” fries because the technique of slicing potatoes (or anything else, really) into long, thin strips is known as frenching. So the name has nothing to do with the nation of France, making the whole “freedom fries” craze a few years ago even more outrageously stupid.
Freedom toast, however, is a whole different story.