The HCC website has random photos of students that load on the front page, a different one every time. Some of them have such obvious captions that I couldn’t help myself. I now present the first in an ongoing series of HCC Photo Comics:
In other news, I finally solved that Star Trek crostic I mentioned a few days ago. I felt like enough of a loser already having spent the time necessary to do it, so imagine how it cheered me to find that the solution was a quote from Sybok in Star Trek V. Really, dude, how ‘bout a better payoff next time? I felt like Ralphie when he realized Little Orphan Annie’s secret message was a shill for Ovaltine.