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Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
My girlfriend is better than yours because . . . 
Friday, May 11th, 2007 | 09:38 am [girlfriend, personal]
Steve
My girlfriend is better than yours because . . .
 

. . . for my birthday last week she ordered me something I’ve wanted literally since I was six years old. And yesterday it arrived. And now I am happy.
 
So very, very happy. Motherfucker, that girl got me Cosmos, all 13 episodes on DVD. We watched the first two last night (well, I did — Ashley fell asleep like ten seconds into the first episode, bless her heart), and it’s just as awe-inspiring as it was when I first saw it, when I was a little kid still wondering if everyone else had a penis or if it was just me. Cosmos was no help on that question, but it made me wonder about the universe as a child, and now as an adult I’m still wondering. How did I luck out and get such an awesome girl, who is smart and hilarious — and oh yes, fellas, easy on the eyes — and is willing not only to tolerate my childish nerdy interests, but to enable them? She’s a keeper.
Comments 
Friday, May 11th, 2007 | 05:46 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
You're too kind. And FYI, it wasn't ten seconds, it was more like fifteen minutes.

I love you!!

Ashley
Sunday, May 13th, 2007 | 11:17 pm (UTC)
dang you are lucky
my last girlfriend tryed to get me to act cooler
dress better and
(get this)
stop reading comic books
Monday, May 14th, 2007 | 01:41 pm (UTC)
Act cooler, dress better and stop reading comics? FUCK that bitch! As you can see, Ashley makes none of those demands upon me. I am most lucky. She is saintly. Or a timebomb waiting to explode. I'm not sure which.

--Steve
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