. . . she got me, Dad and Danny free tickets to an Orioles game at Camden Yards tomorrow afternoon. Yeah, so it was actually a friend of her cousin's who got the tickets and passed them on because she couldn't use them, but "My girlfriend's relatives are better than your girlfriend's relatives" sounds like a pretty stupid feature for a blog to me.
Despite living in this area for 27 years, this will only be my second Orioles game, and my first time to Camden Yards. The last time I went to an O's game, I was nine years old, meaning I attend a major league game an average of every 13.5 years, far below the average American according to the Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract. We all have our crosses to bear.
As if scoring free tickets for me, my Dad and my brother to see a ballgame wasn't enough, Ashley also sketched this awesome portrait of me a few minutes ago, just for something to do:
Ain't she some kinda artist or something? That is one sexy motherfucker.