I got an answer to one of my questions from yesterday
: not only are the first two Lone Wolf and Cub
films (which were cannibalized to make Shogun Assassin
in 1980) available on DVD — all six
are available in a boxed set. It's a little . . . what's the word? . . . motherfucking expensive
— but it will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Still researching the Hugh Laurie one. Near as I can tell, it has to be some combination of Adam Sandler having incriminating photographs of half the studio executives in Hollywood, and Hugh Laurie not wanting the world to discover that he has both sex organs. I don't know why he'd be so embarassed about that, though. It can't be a masculinity thing, because unless that Dr. House stubble is painted on, the balls are obviously functioning. Unlike his former partner Stephen Fry, who is a total woman.
I'm just saying.