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Cocksucker Hall of Fame class of 2008 
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 | 04:04 pm [cocksucker hall of fame, commentary, glenn beck, humor]
Today the National Baseball Hall of Fame announced its one and only inductee for 2008. Congratulations to Goose Gossage for making the cut on his ninth ballot. As a few of you may know, I maintain my own hall of fame here at my humble blog. It's not for athletes, though a few athletes got in this year. It's not for politicians or media types, though a few of those are in there, too. It's for those men and women who have entered our collective consciousness as irritants, the people who we see and shake our heads, the ones that, perhaps at their very worst, make us ashamed of being human. They are from many backgrounds, many different walks of life. You can find them on television, on the radio, in print, or in the pulpit. They are a diverse group, but they are united by one inescapable trait which they all share. They are cocksuckers.

The Cocksucker Hall of Fame
Class of 2008

Glenn Beck's plaque 

Barry Bonds's plaque

Jerry Bruckheimer's plaque

Roger Clemens's plaque

Joe Francis's plaque

Roy Moore's plaque

Rosie O'Donnell's plaque

Bart Sibrel's plaque

Donald Trump's plaque

Michael Vick's plaque
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 | 02:45 am (UTC)
I'm glad you honored my request and added Bruckheimer this year. He deserves it.
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 | 03:29 pm (UTC)
Yeah, well Bruckheimer wasn't content to rest on his laurels this year. He really campaigned for his spot, producing not only another Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but another fucking National Treasure to boot. You just can't overlook someone who is that determined to keep churning out vapid bullshit to the moviegoing public.
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