John McCain says his family and staff are giving him a crash course on the internet, so he'll be able to utilize this strange new technology should he win the election in November. I don't hold McCain's lack of tech cred against him. Much as I love Obama, the prospect of a president wandering around obliviously lost in his Blackberry is a little sad. At least his aides insist he never uses emoticons. Thank Christ for that.
Still, with McCain just learning the ropes on the web, it's not surprising that he started to wander, wound up at a certain photo rating site, and, with no one else looking, committed an act of devastating honesty that, if made public, could permanently derail his presidential aspirations:
Don't worry, John. Your secret's safe. Nobody ever comes here.