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Steve Likes to Curse
Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
Fun with the Church Sign Generator 
Monday, December 1st, 2008 | 09:50 pm (UTC)
Years ago I remember driving by a church sign that said "This Sun God Goes to School" and thinking it was some crazy Aztec church. It was an embarrassing amount of time later that I realized that the Sun in question was Sunday. Although my Mom was highly religious at the time and she didn't get it either.

I'm also bloody sick of churches saying they're 'prayer conditioned' in the Summer.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 | 02:22 am (UTC)
Heh. There's a church nearby where I live, not far from Antietam Battlefield, called Battlefield Bible Church, that always has insane messages on its sign. Many of these church sign comics are riffs on that sign. It says "In the dark? Follow the Son" right this very second.

I have often wondered if there's a handbook that churches are issued when they buy the sign, like the little cookbook that comes with the George Foreman grill, with suggested "clever" sayings.
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