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Steve Likes to Curse
Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
Did somebody say “Give us more dead baby jokes”? No? Then I must have read your fucking mind! 
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 | 03:52 pm [dead babies, humor]
What do you get when I only have an hour between classes to write a blog article, and I have nothing prepared ahead of time?

More dead baby jokes!  Wooooo-hooooo!

Given the overwhelming, near-total silence in response to the other times I have done this, I will presume that you all love dead baby jokes and have been impatiently waiting for me to post some more.  Your wait is over, my friends.

What is more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples.

What is the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
Try gargling a bucket of gravel . . .

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two: one to hold up the car, and another in case that one explodes.

What is the difference between a tree and a baby?
One is legal to hit with an ax.

What is red and white and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snow-blower.

And finally . . .

What is the easiest way to spoil a baby?
Leave it out in the sun.

Thank you, have a great day.  Parents, kiss your children, for they are precious gifts.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 | 09:32 pm (UTC)
What's blue and yellow and sits on the bottom of the pool?
Dead baby with its water-wings slashed.

What's red and yellow and floats in the pool?
Water-wings with their baby slashed.

What claws at the window before exploding?
Baby in a microwave

What's blue and covered in plastic?
Dead baby with a bag over its head
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