Sometimes you just get lucky, you know? Yesterday I was bored, fucking around online, poking through Wikipedia as I am sometimes known to do, and I found my way to the entry on Bill O'Reilly. How? you may ask. I had been reading the article about Stephen Colbert when I noticed the reference to Colbert's oft-mentioned "novel," Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne - A Tek Jansen Adventure; the article stated that Colbert's constant mentioning of the novel on his show is a dig at O'Reilly and his detective novel, Those Who Trespass, which apparently is a violent revenge fantasy in which both the protagonist and the antagonist are thinly-disguised surrogates for the author himself. So I clicked over to O'Reilly's entry. And right away something seemed a little off. I'll show you what I mean, see if you notice the same thing:
I swear I didn't fuck with it at all, that's exactly how it looked yesterday. I checked just now and it has been corrected, and the article blocked from editing due to "vandalism." If only all the infamous Wikipedia inaccuracies were as beautiful as this one. Why would we ever complain?