One of the hallmarks of a big-time pro wrestling match, like Wrestlemania main event big time, is the staredown of the opponents. The two guys walk to the middle of the ring, stand toe-to-toe, and usually start talking shit to each other.
Wrestling is fake, though, is the thing. So have you ever wondered what they are actually saying to each other when they pretend to psych each other out? Christ I hope so, because I have spent literally several minutes carefully preparing the following three suppositions for what was said in the opening moments of three legendary wrestling matches.