My deep, dark secrets . . . the parts of myself that must remain hidden at all costs . . .
Here are a few of them, shockingly revealed by random screengrabs taken from my web surfing over the last few days. I apologize in advance for how betrayed you will no doubt feel in a few moments. Please understand that what you are feeling is normal, and that in time you will heal.
(Okay, so this one is not one I am ashamed of so much. Shit, if my kid said something like that to me and spat on me, I would push the motherfucker out a window and drop shit on his corpse until the cops showed up to drag me away.)