This is just for those of you out there who are over the age of, oh, let us say 21. My many adolescent readers will have to sit this one out. Go cut yourself or hit the local Hot Topic for the next few minutes.
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Okay. Now that those little twerps are gone, let me ask you grown-ups to try something for me. And bear in mind I am utterly in earnest. I want honest answers. Ready? Okay.
Off the top of your head, without resorting to Google or Wikipedia or some other resource, name me one — any — Jonas Brothers song.
I am not here to judge you. I just wanna see something.
Oh, and by the way, if you read this and are unable to name one, leave a comment and let me know that, too. Data, data, data. Thanks a ton.