The best Onion stories are those that seem to be reading your mind. This video, a segment from the fictional ONN morning show Today Now!, is one of those. It seems to have been produced specifically for me:
Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public
I am a liberal, feminist type of guy, all for equality right down the line, but I will never see public breastfeeding as anything other than unforgivably obnoxious. I mean, for the love of God, moms, you are in public. Put your fucking tits away.