Ever spend any time at HubPages? It is a real shit mine, let me tell you. Take a look at the Poems and Poetry topic when you get a minute. If you are a horrible poet with something to share with the world, but not so much of it to warrant writing an entire blog about it, consider HubPages.
I say this for partially (okay, entirely) selfish reasons. You see, earlier today it occurred to me that videotaping myself reading some of the terrible poetry published at HubPages would be a fun thing to do, and to watch. It will be a regular thing, I do believe, which means I will need material, motherfuckers. So get cracking, you mawkish sons of bitches.
Now, with no further ado from myself, I present the first edition of Bad Poems Read Badly, featuring a selection I dug out of HubPages by one Wayne Brown. Enjoy: