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Christian Wrestling (Part 2) 
Monday, October 11th, 2010 | 12:47 am (UTC)
I would have paid good money for this show if New Jack ran in for the save instead of the Bishop.

Monday, October 11th, 2010 | 01:12 am (UTC)
I doubt there has ever been a Christian wrestling card that could not have been vastly improved by the inclusion of New Jack.
Monday, October 11th, 2010 | 01:14 am (UTC)
"Now remember, New Jack, these born-again guys are filled with Jesus fire, so don't be afraid to work a little snug with them."

And then New Jack pushes his shopping cart full of weapons out to the ring and beats the shit out of every Christian worker on the roster. Because "hitting the other guy in the face with a chair really fucking hard" is New Jack's version of "working snug."
Monday, October 11th, 2010 | 02:09 am (UTC)
Just don't have any cross words with New Jack in the back before the show. He'd likely break kayfabe and shoot on the guy playing Jesus and stab him in the ribs with a spear. And by 'spear' I mean 'prison shank'.

Though I have heard that AJ Styles has worked some Christian wrestling shows so maybe there have been some half decent matches

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010 | 04:03 am (UTC)
I found this from a recent Christian Wrestling Federation event. Not a bad little match, thanks mostly to AJ, though I like some of Angel's transitions, especially that not-quite-a-suplex reverse throw that he uses to escape a side headlock early on. Good finish, too.

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AJ Styles and Angel vs Tim Storm and Seth Delay from Jonathan Blundell on Vimeo.

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