If for some reason you haven’t read Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés’s Go the Fuck to Sleep, you need to stop reading this and go do that. Because here’s the thing: you can see it right here for free.
Not that I’m discouraging you from going out and purchasing a copy, which of course you should do, always.
Always and especially when said purchase is free, bitches! At this very moment you can download, for free, the audiobook of Go the Fuck to Sleep, which is read by none other than the Professor of Profanity himself, Samuel L. Jackson.
I’ve heard it, and it’s worth the price.
Wait . . . I mean, it’s really good, not that it’s worth nothing. That came out wrong.
Seriously, it’s really, really good.