They are politicians, they are actors, they are television personalities, they are preachers; but they all have one thing in common: they are miserable, reprehensible, irritating, annoying, pathetic examples of humanity. They are, to coin a phrase, cocksuckers. With the announcement of this year’s inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame earlier this week, I have been inspired to create my own hall of fame here in my little-seen corner of the blogosphere. I open my humble tribute to the dregs of our popular culture today by enshrining ten people, men and women, who deserve to be staked to the ground and shit on by an elephant. Whenever someone strikes me as worthy of inclusion, they’ll be inducted as well, complete with their very own commemorative plaque. If anyone has a specific public figure in mind who they think would be perfectly suited for this honorable distinction, I’m open to suggestions. Now, without further blathering from me, I give you the founding members of . . .
The Cocksucker Hall of Fame