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Writing, comics and random thoughts from really a rather vulgar man
The Founding Members of the Cocksucker Hall of Fame! 
Friday, January 12th, 2007 | 12:03 pm [cocksucker hall of fame, humor]

They are politicians, they are actors, they are television personalities, they are preachers; but they all have one thing in common:  they are miserable, reprehensible, irritating, annoying, pathetic examples of humanity.  They are, to coin a phrase, cocksuckers.  With the announcement of this year’s inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame earlier this week, I have been inspired to create my own hall of fame here in my little-seen corner of the blogosphere.  I open my humble tribute to the dregs of our popular culture today by enshrining ten people, men and women, who deserve to be staked to the ground and shit on by an elephant.  Whenever someone strikes me as worthy of inclusion, they’ll be inducted as well, complete with their very own commemorative plaque.  If anyone has a specific public figure in mind who they think would be perfectly suited for this honorable distinction, I’m open to suggestions.  Now, without further blathering from me, I give you the founding members of . . .


The Cocksucker Hall of Fame

Friday, January 12th, 2007 | 09:18 pm (UTC)
I know you already have a few religious figures, but what about Ted Haggard? And if you have to pick someone involved in the film industry, why not simply choose Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer? And if you simply HAD to pick a Fox News pundit, I'd say Sean Hannity belongs here just as much as Bill O'Reilly.
Saturday, January 13th, 2007 | 09:31 pm (UTC) - Very true ...
I thought about Haggard, but went with two guys I've had more personal animosity towards the last few years instead. Ditto for Akiva Goldsman. Michael Bay and Bruckheimer both belong in there, you're right. I downloaded a pic of Bruckheimer to make his plaque, actually, but haven't gotten around to it yet. And I agree with you 100% about Hannity. That guy has Cocksucker written across his smug Republican Muppet face.
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