Welcome to HCC, the junior college which never fucking closes. It's my education, and it's being paid for, and I should be grateful that the place doesn't fold up for every snow flurry, but come on -- what's it gonna take? The public schools were all closed here today. Why should those little fuckers get a day off and not me? When Iran or North Korea drops that nuke on us and all American civilization is wiped off the face of the earth, there will be Ashley sitting at the still-open Smithsburg Library, and me sitting here in some classroom at resolute little HCC, and some cockroaches, and that'll be it.
Yes, I believe I will have some fucking cheese with my whine.