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If I wrote life insurance commercials . . . 
Saturday, July 29th, 2006 | 04:13 pm [humor]





“What’s life insurance?”




“What’s life insurance.”


“Life insurance.  Um . . . life insurance is what you get to make sure that your wife and kids have some money to live off of after you die, in case something happens, like your car gets hit by a train or you’re killed in a mugging.”


“Okay. . . . Dad?”




“Do you have life insurance?”


“Do I have life insurance? . . . Ha!  Let me tell you something, little angel, just because Daddy forgot to pull out of Mommy six years ago, and just because Daddy had to quit his sweet-ass job at Six Flags to go build transmissions at Mack Truck so he could put food on the table, and just because Daddy’s life has been one long, continuous howl of despair since the day your mother shit you out, that doesn’t mean Daddy has to give a fuck what happens to either of you after he’s dead.  Fuck no, I don’t have life insurance!  So, you’d better enjoy it while it lasts, buddy, because if God ever kills my ass, your free ride is ovah! . . . Look, if all you’re gonna do is just stand there and cry, can you take this and go pack Daddy another bowl?  But don’t fucking light it.  I’ll light it myself.  I don’t want you sneaking any.  You want some, go get a fucking job and get your own. . . . Moochin’ little bitch.  You wanna mooch off somethin’?  Mooch off this here.”

Saturday, July 29th, 2006 | 09:23 pm (UTC)
i wish the gotham gossip chat room was still up and running. random i know but god damn it man, i miss it.
Sunday, July 30th, 2006 | 03:43 am (UTC) - The Goss
You ain't the only one, Xero. Those were good times. I can only imagine the fights I would have started had the Goss been up and running last year when Batman Begins opened.
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